The Inebriator is a machine that creates cocktails. It’s basically a robot bartender, which… I don’t remember being on the Jetsons. But who cares? BOOZE. There’s an LCD screen which you use to select your drank of choice, grab a glass, ice, and the robot will mix you a cocktail right before your very eyes. Or the one eye you can manage to keep open depending on how inebriated you are. I don’t know about your drinking problem, but after a few stiff drinks, ole left eye over here kind of gives up on keeping the party going. It’s all good, righty’s gonna get me through this. Just slap an eye patch on that lazy peeper and call me Captain Shitfaced!